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• Draco Malfoy : You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.

  [he holds out his hand, which Harry doesn't take]

  Harry : I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks.

• Professor McGonagall : Nothing, I repeat, nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night. Therefore, as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken.

  Harry : 50?

  [Ron and Hermione also looking shocked, Draco smirking]

  Professor McGonagall : Each.

  [Harry's mouth drops open]

  Professor McGonagall : And to ensure it doesn't happen again, all four of you will receive detention.

  Draco Malfoy : [smirk suddenly fades and steps up] Excuse me, professor, perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us.

  Professor McGonagall : No, you heard me correctly, Mr. Malfoy. You see, honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours. You will join your classmates in detention.

• [Hagrid's sad about Norbert being taken away]

  Caretaker Argus Filch : For God's sake, pull yourself together man. You're going into the Forest after all. Got to have your wits about ya...

  Draco Malfoy : The Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed. And there are-

  [a howling noise is heard]

  Draco Malfoy : ... werewolves.

  Caretaker Argus Filch : Oh, there's more than werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that. Nighty-night.

• [Hagrid tells Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco to split into pairs and search the Dark Forest]

  Draco Malfoy : Okay. Then I get Fang!

  Hagrid : Fine. Just so you know, he's a bloody coward.

• Draco Malfoy : Wait 'til my father hears about this! This is servant's stuff!

  Harry : If I didn't know any better, Draco, I'd say you were scared.

  Draco Malfoy : I'm not scared, Potter!

  [howling noise]

  Draco Malfoy : Did you hear that?

  Harry : [calls the dog] Come on, Fang!

• Draco Malfoy : Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley.

• Draco Malfoy : It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

• Draco Malfoy : [picks up Neville's Rememberall] Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.

• Harry : [trying to get Neville's Rememberall] Give it here, Malfoy or I'll knock you off your broom!

  Draco Malfoy : Is that so?

  [Harry makes a grab for Malfoy but he moves]

  Draco Malfoy : Have it your way then.

  [Malfoy throws the Rememberall]

• Draco Malfoy : You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.

  [holds out hand]

• [Filch escorts Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco to Hagrid's hut]

  Caretaker Argus Filch : A pity they let the old punishments die. Was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.

  [Draco grimaces; Hermione looks shocked]

  Caretaker Argus Filch : God, I miss the screaming.

  [Hagrid steps out of his hut]

  Caretaker Argus Filch : You'll be serving detention with Hagrid tonight. He's got a little job to do inside the Dark Forest.

  [Filch and the students gather around the campfire]

  Caretaker Argus Filch : A sorry lot, this, Hagrid.

  [Hagrid, ignoring Filch, sadly picks up a crossbow]

  Caretaker Argus Filch : Oh, good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

  Hagrid : [sniffles] Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent him off to Romania to live in a colony.

  Hermione : Well, that's good, isn't it? He'll be with his own kind.

  Hagrid : Yeah, but what if he don't like Romania?

  [Filch rolls his eyes]

  Hagrid : What if the other dragons are mean to him? He's only a baby, after all.

  Caretaker Argus Filch : Oh, for God's sake, pull yourself together, man! You're going into the forest, after all. Got to have your wits about you.

  Draco Malfoy : The forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there.

  [Filch turns to face him]

  Draco Malfoy : Students aren't allowed. And there are...

  [a wolf howls in the distance; Ron looks scared]

  Draco Malfoy : ... werewolves.

  Caretaker Argus Filch : Oh, there's more than werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that.

  [before returning to the castle]

  Caretaker Argus Filch : Nighty-night.

  Hagrid : Right. Let's go.

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